WE ARE HYPOCRITES

I always hate a hypocrite.For the naive one,a hypocrite is a two faced person ,one who criticises others for some mistake and commits the same one.
Take for example ,one of my friend always says he is very sincere and honest in his work and hates others who are not.But when I asked him whether he will indulge in
office politics for getting a promotion,he answered positively.My argument is simple: you go to office for work and hence there should be no office politics.
If you indulge in office politics for your own promotion,then you are dishonest like others.Another example,Ajay Devgan recently said in an interview that he
does not promote his films like Aamir,shouting on roof tops.But I saw him the same day in an advertisement promoting his own film.There are also other
type of hypocrites like vegetarians wearing pure-leather shoes,or a dishonest sportsman criticising the opponent of cheating.Truth is ,Nobody is perfect
and we all have our flaws and we all are hypocrites in our own little way.Because let's face it ,we like to point out the mistakes,flaws, or accuse
and thus completely ignoring our own flaws.

SAS

You must be wondering what SAS stands for .It's an acronym for Short Attention Span.In today's modern world ,everybody has lesser attention spans than the previous generation.The current generation,including me has little patience and want everything in an instant.You want to search anything,there's Google,you want to watch cricket,there's 20-20,you want to send sms or chat,there's SMS or chat lingo.Nobody wants to watch a 3 hour movie or 5 days of Test cricket or read a 400 page book. Nobody wants to use full words ,every word has an acronym or short form.With such short attention spans,my guess is we may see another Sachin,Sehwag,or Dhoni but we may not see another Dravid.Thank you for your time.Even you must be losing patience reading this piece.After all ,it's SAS that you have.

New Year Resolution

To be honest,I don’t believe in New Year Resolution but I think there are some people who seriously need to give some thought about it.
1)Jury for Nobel Peace Prize:
We will give Nobel to someone who actually deserves it or someone who actually follows Gandhian principles rather using Gandhi for PR stuff.
2)Members of DDCA:
We will make a pitch that is playable for atleast 40 overs(Keyword here is playable)
3)Salman Khan:
I will speak English in an accent that is neither American nor Australian.
4)Maradona:
I will accept the fact tbat I am the worst coach that Argentina ever had.
5)Himesh:
I will quit acting altogether and concentrate on my singing.
6)Bombay Times:
We will report news on actors other than Shah Rukh Khan and we will try to accept the fact that he isn't the greatest actor in the world.
7)Sania Mirza:
I will stop blaming my injuries for my losses and I will retire from singles tennis since it isn't my cup of tea .
8)Ashish Nehra:
I will try to improve my fielding by atleast 1%(Highly unrealistic ,I say!!!)
9)Prometric:
We will enhance our capability to hold national level exams,ensure a fiasco free CAT next year and ensure that we aren't the butt of all jokes when CAT is held next year.
10)Tiger Woods:
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